So, when two girls you've known your whole life start fighting over a visitor at church, is it a) awkward, b) puzzling, or c) hilarious? Answer: C!
There was a freshly-graduated engineer from Purdue visiting our church - very well cut, quite smart. I found him somewhat attractive, but the two other single girls at church just about went nuts over him. After he left, they began arguing over which one was allowed to pursue this guy.
So, assuming we didn't scare him off - next Sunday will be veeeeeeeeeeery interesting.